Of the Yawna-sutra and other amusing things

Has anyone else noticed how a good yawn can almost be a blindingly orgasmic experience?

First there's the buildup...you know you're gonna yawn...then it begins.....starts off slow.....you might even make a primitive, almost bestial sound if it's a really good one....it increases in intensity till you feel your eyes water and all ur nerves seem like they're stretched taut...and then...blessed release. You feel utterly relaxed.

Contentment.

Bliss.

Sleepy.

Maybe I should write a book. Different positions one could yawn in. Ways to ensure maximum pleasure from a yawn. Remember, it is equally important that your partner is pleasured as well.

What do you think? Hmm?

Maybe I just need to get me some. Or get a hobby.

Oh, and for those of you who haven't come across it before, here's what Osho has to say on a popular word in the English language (thanks to intentBlog). Compare that to what you will find on this page.

Which came first? The Osho or the Monty Python?