Private Secret Diary

Snooker, like sex, is sometimes better on your own – fewer shamefaced apologies are needed, especially after you accidentally leave something unmissable on the table.

Funny as fuck. Check out JonnyB's Private Secret Diary.

This is a new site- the blog used to be here.

Platypussy: The new Bond movie

Dragon: she gt me a platypus
from australia.

a toy stuffed one yes
not a real stuffed one
but its nice

soft n silky
jus the way i like them

gonna keep it in my pocket and stroke it when i get lonely

that sentence is awesome on so many different levels, dontcha think?
muahahahahaha

Ninja: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
dirty old man

I'm not. Honestly. I'm just very funny. Especially on chat. I think.