Showing posts with label idiocy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiocy. Show all posts

Monday, May 28, 2007

What A Fun!!


You are The Magician


Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.


Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.


The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with sleight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Platypussy: The new Bond movie

Dragon: she gt me a platypus
from australia.

a toy stuffed one yes
not a real stuffed one
but its nice

soft n silky
jus the way i like them

gonna keep it in my pocket and stroke it when i get lonely

that sentence is awesome on so many different levels, dontcha think?
muahahahahaha

Ninja: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
dirty old man


I'm not. Honestly. I'm just very funny. Especially on chat. I think.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Philosophy

Mr. McGrumpus: wen u off ch*t?

The Dragon: maybe an hour or so
maybe half an hour
who knows?
when a man's time is up
go he must
ashes to ashes, dust to dust



Underneath this tough, fierce facade beats the heart of a philosopher.